All right, I have spend the night conversing with the angels. To try and find a solution to our current predicament.
It ended up being ME being the problem.
Let me try to explain. For the last year more or less, I have been dating the crown princess of Spain.
She is Christian and not the most ideal, seen from a Jewish perspective. And as time has gone by, and the scandals have been mounting, less and less so.
That is the problem, seen from the angle of Jewish royalty.
I need to marry a Jewish girl. Preferably someone who qualifies as a queen.
That has been the problem all along.
So, although I truly love the crown princess of Spain. I need to change course. The danger Israel is in, is just too great.
I will never have the true ability to get to Israel, unless I marry into a Jewish family.
I also used to date a Jewish aristocrat, it didn’t work. If it had, things would have been much different.
Anyway. That is obviously my fault. We need to find a Jewish girl for me.
G-d bless the will to make Israel survive.
