Congratulations dear queen Mary I of Denmark. What an occasion and cause for celebration.

Australians are good people, and we are more than happy have such an illustrious person of integrity and honesty as a queen.

We are really happy to have you here.

Traditionally we philosophers are supporters of the royal house of Denmark, so were Kierkegaard, Grundtvig, Løgstrup, and it is my true and humble honor to be a part of such a long line of academics.

Now, the great issue right now is Greenland and the troubles Denmark has with the United States of America.

If I may, in honor of the long tradition of support to the royal house of Denmark. My most important advise is; play a role that is in conjunction with the current government. But take initiative.

First of all, use the considerable power the royal Danish house to advance political capital in Moscow and Washington D.C.

Make informal and discreet, tentative mails and so on to the presidents of the two great countries. Offer perks.

If Barron Trump wasn’t to come and visit the crown prince, make him the offer, discreetly.

If Mr. Putin wants to make a connection, offer to refurbish the Russian church in Copenhagen.

Give them a discreet and respectful attention.

This will, hopefully, recreate some of the political capital that had been lost lately.

And send a pretty big birthday gift to Swedish and the Norwegian royalty. They are hard hit by the latest developments in the conflict.

A way to say that we are sorry.

I will support to the best of my ability, in service.

G-d bless the survival of the integrity of the Kingdom of Denmark. May we prevail.